okay so can we agree that the weirdest shit is when you drink a bunch of water and then you can hear it sloshing around in your stomach when you move i mean come on thats the fuckin grossest
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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
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Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
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The agony of death after the agony of life
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